I miss you all.
Here are some funny quotes 





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1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
their room
Nonsense



2. I helped one lady to carry a 20litre jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks alot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!



3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??




4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.



5. A nigga will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
fool





6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
.
.
.
She is farting slowly....





7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic




8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**





9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER.





10.after readin dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry
nd also u sha see 2023 wit ur family nd loved
ones in the name of God



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Tolani Clara Sanusi
Nice one my dear
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Faith Hifedollarpoh
So so so so funny
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